If you want to break into Hollywood, kiss the right person's ass!
The secret to breaking into Hollywood
You want to break into Hollywood. Maybe as an actor, or screenwriter, or director. It’s all about who you know, right? Your plan is to find someone important and powerful, like a studio executive or agent, and kiss their ass hard.
Don’t bother. It’s a waste of Chapstick.
These people can spot a sycophant a mile away. Plus, …