Escape from Kelly Jelly Belly

Excerpt from my best selling collection of personal essays.

I had a bad feeling about dating Kelly. I know why I did it, though. It wasn’t out of loneliness, but that certainly played a part. I just didn’t know what else I should do with my free time. High school and college made it easy. There were papers and exams to prepare for. Reading and supplemental reading. If you never wanted to think for yourself, scho…